[Chorus]
Stacy
It really sucks to be your girlfriend
Although you're a prolific boyfriend
I'm suddenly the center of resentment in your harem

[Verse 1]
And this ain't high school
Why is it icy, spicy, dirty looks?
It dunks my head into the brine pool
The other Stacys can be so cruel

[Chorus]
Stacy
It really sucks to be your girlfriend
Although you're an adequate boyfriend
I'm suddenly the center of resentment in me

[Verse 2]
When you go
Will you keep all your alter egos?
When you go
Will you keep all the alter egos?
Will you call me and tell me I'm hot shit?
That I'm your muse and I'm a genius?
Will they remind me that I'm crazy?
We're all ageing dramatic names like
[Chorus]
Stacy
It really sucks to be your girlfriend
Although you're a prolific boyfriend
I'm suddenly the center of resentment in you