[Verse 1: Luffy (Rustage)]
Best selling manga, you're messing with number one
Don't need no Gear Second, I'm a weapon packing guns!
Like I'm cleaning Sunny, how I'm battling this scum
Making you abandon this battle just like your son
Serving you like Sanji, you wanted beef? Well, the meat's mine
Murderer by proxy, hitting Frieza with the revive!
Neglect your family, only train in your free time
Used to losing battles, man, you've died like three times
Lower-class Saiyan, now you're messing with the Pirate King
Victory is certain, there's no other timelines where you win
Fighting for the fun of it, you're becoming an addict
Spitting fire like my older brother whilst your older brother's Raditz
Call yourself a god but I'm used to beating deities
Strike your arteries worse than succumbing to your heart disease
All Z Fighters ain't nothing compared to my fleet
Getting crushed like your granddad beneath a Monkey's feet

[Verse 2: Goku (Shao Dow)]
Ay yo, Lu Lu, don't make me call Yamcha to come and slap you
Or maybe get Launch to bless your nose, I'll send her at-choo!
I'm not one of your forgettable villains who never catch you
Son Goku, the father of your style, my bredder, that's who
Gomu Gomu No your place, you're keeping no one safe
I'll rock the Dragon, sink the Garp, put a hole in the Ace
You're looking lost like Zoro 'cause you can't win
Drown you in Kamehameha waves, because you can't swim!
You failed your crew then had to run away and hide
When facing real threats you couldn't bounce back so you cried
Super Saiyan is iconic, Gear Fourth ain't even funny
If it wasn't for a lightning bolt you would've lost to Buggy
I'm the savior of the planet, now God Saiyajin
You only stretch the truth and you're still not king
Your hat is looking smelly, it's sweaty and full of holes
You talk about a monkey's feet but on them what are those?!
[Verse 3: Luffy (Rustage)]
Your rapping is a joke, here's your clown shoes
Clear to me Goku that you blew it, call you Chiaotzu
How do you even pretend that you're in danger
When you're hiding like a coward in your Hyperbolic Chamber?
Two, this alien needs to go home like E.T
Three, your bars are a disappointment like GT
Four, undeveloped like your marriage is with Chi Chi
Wipe you out faster than Frieza wiping out your species
Destroy your Dinky Dojo, I'll Deny you of your Dignity
Dictate these Duels like Doflamingo Does when Dimwits Disagree
Dude you Do it Dismally, you're Dishing verbal Dysentery
A Different breed's Delivery, I Dub this Diss the will of D

[Verse 4: Goku (Shao Dow)]
I'll beat you down if you Gomu Gomu No
Let me cease a clown like "Shurororo!"
On a track I burn rubber, too late to turn rudder
You're a burden to your crew and in English you sound dumber
A king without a throne, I'll finish you with the flow
How's a pirate have less booty than the women in your show?
I'll set fire to the Sunny, that's Solar Flare for you dummy
I'll fly to the final island, find One Piece and leave you nothing
Calm yourself, I'll make your heart explode
(KA-ME-HA)
I'm the main character, you'll never harm me, no
(ME-HA!)
Kakarot can rap a lot, it's over that's a fact
You'll die in this attack and I will never wish you back