Rustage
One Punch (Saitama Rap)
[Verse 1]
Hello, it's sure nice to meet ya
Sorry I'm having to beat ya
Call it a feature of being the strongest
I'm on this, and honest it's puts me to the sleep
I do this for fun, I get it done
I have no need for a weapon or gun
You better run, fight has begun
You're throwing punches, I only need one
Hit 'em and I kill 'em
And I put 'em in the dirt and let it hurt
And let 'em struggle, feel the muscle, make it work
'Cause I'm feeling limitless
Breaking every limit every minute
Beating it 'cause I'm ridiculous
Take another swing
I can do it better than a Wizard or a King
Just another thing
This is getting boring so take a warning
I can keep on going to the morning
So you're never gonna win
Your evolution is useless, fruitless
The truth is you're foolish
You're just a nuisance
And I don't know why you do this
I'm getting my groceries
Decide what I'm buying
And what I am gonna eat
If you think you're bugging me
Standing in front of me
You're gon' be facing defeat
[Chorus]
A hundred pushups, a hundred sit-ups, a hundred squats
A hundred villains, I kill 'em, got the strength of a god
A hundred reasons you're needing to be defeating
It's easy, you'll be retreating
'Cause I only need one punch
Punch!!! Punch!!!
'Cause I only need one punch
Punch!!! Punch!!!
'Cause I only need one punch!

[Verse 2]
I'm feeling bored like nobody will be my rival
I want a challenge, I want to be fighting for my survival
Winning is vital, but it's feeling like an endless cycle
My existence is a joke, I don't want to get suicidal
Killing the King Of The Sea when I send him right back to the depths of the ocean
Too stupid, not charging a fee when I'm dealing with enemies in this commotion
Knuckle busting, I'm bossing bodies, I'm on it
Faster than a comet I'm going in Super-Sonic
Overpowered, but it isn't what I wanted
Break apart a meteor, you know that I've got it
B rank, see that?
Doesn't really matter when you look into my Ethos
Feedback? Gee thanks
Training my apprentice, he's a menace, call him Genos
Cus I'm a little mysterious
Wanna be messing with me when I'm serious?
Are you all hearing this? My skills are numerous
I am the strongest in all of the universe
[Chorus]
A hundred pushups, a hundred sit-ups, a hundred squats
A hundred villains, I kill 'em, got the strength of a god
A hundred reasons you're needing to be defeating
It's easy, you'll be retreating
'Cause I only need one punch
Punch!!! Punch!!!
'Cause I only need one punch
Punch!!! Punch!!!
'Cause I only need one punch
Punch!!! Punch!!!
'Cause I only need one punch
Punch!!! Punch!!!
'Cause I only need one punch!