Ban TikTok
[Intro: fifaultimateteamclips1]
You get out there right now, and make me
Another parody to profit from
Or else, you're canceled!
Go on, serenade my followers
[Verse 1: xxxman360, Rose and Dan]
You've heard my voice, but not my name
Cause a TikToker stole my vid for fame
And I, xman, want to give him shame
So please just ban TikTok
We're Rose and Dan
And life's a pain
Our son Wesley simps in vain
Those TikTok chicks
Have broke his brain
So please ban TikTok!
[Chorus]
Ban TikTok, Ban TikTok!
Smash the members with a rock!
Cringey dancеs, that's just it
Lip syncing makes me vomit
Therе's more humor in my armpit
C'mon, ban TikTok!
[Verse 2: Marie, Grammy Norma]
My name's Marie, and I am 3!
I think TikTok is really shitty
LALALALALALALALI
I say, ban TikTok!
I'm Grammy Norma
I bought shoes to save my back
GYAAAAAAAAAAA
That was a dumb idea, just downright flat
But dumb TikTokers would try that
So certainly, ban TikTok!
[Chorus]
Ban TikTok, it's a sin
Thousands of vids are stolen!
Tons of views lost in a flash
And the thieves make mega cash
It's time to stop this injustice
Cos we're really pissed!
[Verse 3: fifaultimateteamclips1, Marie xxxman360]
I'm fifaultimateteamclips1
I steal people's vids for fun
I'm a huge fraud, but so be it
I'm too damn rich to give a shit
I shat on xman and then spit
So, haha, let his channel die
Let it die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-
Come on, who's with me, huh?
Nobody!
You greedy dirtbag!
[Chorus: Ensemble, The Onceler]
Kiss our ass, you fat swine
Suck it to this hefty fine
Content thieves are a disgrace
They make the world a dumber place
Let's not forget the hate they'll face
So just ban TikTok!
Ban TikTok, ban TikTok
Half the trash on it sucks cock (It means rooster, I swear)
Gen Z's the goddamn worst
TikTok trends have made it cursed
Don't lick a toilet for a view
Your dad will not come back for you
Touch a blade of grass or two
Simply delicious
So just ban TikTok, everywhere
Oh yes, ban TikTok
It's a blessed day
Oh please ban TikTok, everywhere
Oh, let's ban TikTok
You get out there right now, and make me
Another parody to profit from
Or else, you're canceled!
Go on, serenade my followers
[Verse 1: xxxman360, Rose and Dan]
You've heard my voice, but not my name
Cause a TikToker stole my vid for fame
And I, xman, want to give him shame
So please just ban TikTok
We're Rose and Dan
And life's a pain
Our son Wesley simps in vain
Those TikTok chicks
Have broke his brain
So please ban TikTok!
[Chorus]
Ban TikTok, Ban TikTok!
Smash the members with a rock!
Cringey dancеs, that's just it
Lip syncing makes me vomit
Therе's more humor in my armpit
C'mon, ban TikTok!
[Verse 2: Marie, Grammy Norma]
My name's Marie, and I am 3!
I think TikTok is really shitty
LALALALALALALALI
I say, ban TikTok!
I'm Grammy Norma
I bought shoes to save my back
GYAAAAAAAAAAA
That was a dumb idea, just downright flat
But dumb TikTokers would try that
So certainly, ban TikTok!
[Chorus]
Ban TikTok, it's a sin
Thousands of vids are stolen!
Tons of views lost in a flash
And the thieves make mega cash
It's time to stop this injustice
Cos we're really pissed!
[Verse 3: fifaultimateteamclips1, Marie xxxman360]
I'm fifaultimateteamclips1
I steal people's vids for fun
I'm a huge fraud, but so be it
I'm too damn rich to give a shit
I shat on xman and then spit
So, haha, let his channel die
Let it die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-
Come on, who's with me, huh?
Nobody!
You greedy dirtbag!
[Chorus: Ensemble, The Onceler]
Kiss our ass, you fat swine
Suck it to this hefty fine
Content thieves are a disgrace
They make the world a dumber place
Let's not forget the hate they'll face
So just ban TikTok!
Ban TikTok, ban TikTok
Half the trash on it sucks cock (It means rooster, I swear)
Gen Z's the goddamn worst
TikTok trends have made it cursed
Don't lick a toilet for a view
Your dad will not come back for you
Touch a blade of grass or two
Simply delicious
So just ban TikTok, everywhere
Oh yes, ban TikTok
It's a blessed day
Oh please ban TikTok, everywhere
Oh, let's ban TikTok