[Verse 1]
He's outside of the show in L.A
Like every day for a few weeks
Wait for someone to take the bait
He could be anyone's mistake
Just say your boyfriend's out of town
Don't let him bum a cigarette

[Chorus]
Respect? No way!
He's from California
Show up! Get laid!
They can't all ignore ya
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Good luck, fuckboy
No one's rooting for ya

[Verse 2]
Check for the blue check
Hit 'em in the DM
Are 20k fake fans really gonna reel 'em in?
Go fish, catfish, tell 'em what you spent

[Chorus]
Say, "Yes!" Shameless
He wants someone famous
Model, actress
Body soft as plastic
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Good luck, fuckboy
See how far you make it
[Post-Chorus]
And someone should say it
Listen buddy, listen buddy, listen
Everyone knows you're playing
Stop being phony, it's all in your head
But does it take the pain away?
You must be so exhausted

[Spoken]
(Yeah, this is a pretty cool spot, huh?)
(Yeah, I like it)
(Yeah, my buddy actually owns this place!)
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
You're gonna call me, right?

[Chorus]
Good luck, fuckboy
Meet some actor's daughter
Say yes, undress
Sell her pics, you monster!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
It's all fake, hot take
No one's falling for it
Good luck, fuckboy
Good luck, fuckboy
Good luck, fuckboy
Good luck, fuckboy
Ah, ah
Predatory, no one likes you, sorry