Bad Books

[Verse 1]
I'm an alley cat
Skulking in the black
Tryna steal a kiss or three
Thought he was cute
In his pinstripe suit
And I was on the desk at Sotheby’s

[Pre-Chorus 1]
And taxi cabs and golf courses
Couldn't be dragged by wild horses

[Chorus]
Don't be mad, honey, look
I'll always be in the bad books
Don't be sad, honey, look
It's a much better read up
I'll always be in the bad books

[Verse 2]
Crucifix above my bed
It hasn't melted yet
It's just a little wonky
Do you speak French?
I died a hundred little deaths
Still, I'm a sparkly-eyed zombie
[Pre-Chorus 2]
I swear I'm alright, more than okay
My mind's been warped in somе wonderful ways

[Chorus]
Don't be mad, honey, look
I'll always bе in the bad books
Don't be sad, honey, look
It's a much better read up
I'll always be in the bad books

[Bridge]
I'm just a Victorian
Lost at the playboy mansion
I'm just a Victorian
Lost at the playboy mansion

[Chorus]
Don't be mad, honey, look
I'll always be in the bad books
Don't be sad, honey, look
It's a much better read up
I'll always be in the-

[Outro]
Don't be mad, honey, look
I'll always be in the bad books
Don't be sad, honey, look
It's a much better read up
I'll always be in the bad books
In the bad books
In the bad, bad, bad, bad books