Iceage
I’m Ready to Make a Baby
[Verse 1]
Place a boy or girl in the world
I'm ready to make a baby
Kick the door in, say, "Hey darlin'"
I'm ready to make a baby
Oh, I'm ready, hon'
I'm ready to make a child

[Verse 2]
Close the draw and turn the lights off
I'm ready to make a baby
Let's meet, let's produce more of us
I'm ready to make a baby
Oh, I'm ready
I'm ready to make a child

[Chorus]
Come here wifey, I got one thing to say
I-I-I want a new face to see the light of day
Watch me, sweetheart, watch as I declare
I'm ready to provide
I'm ready to have a child

[Verse 3]
'Cause one of me is not enough
I'm ready to make a baby
We can do it here, off the cuff
I'm ready to make a baby
Oh, I'm ready
I'm ready to make a child
[Verse 4]
Points spent, my guns are loaded
I'm ready to make a baby
My sperm count's getting overcrowded
I'm ready to make a baby
Oh, I'm ready
I'm ready to make a child

[Chorus]
Come here wifey, I got one thing to say
I-I-I want a new face to see the light of day
Watch me, sweetheart, watch as I declare
I'm ready to provide
I'm ready to have a child

[Chorus]
Come here wifey, I got one thing to say
I-I-I want a new face to see the light of day
Watch me, sweetheart, watch as I declare
I'm ready to provide
I'm ready to have a child
Let's do the pro-life
I'm ready to have a child