Act III: Pretty Girl
[Store Clerk & Girl:]
Oh, hello! Welcome to Likes For Less, how can we help you?
Hi, I was told that I could come here for likes. How much would it be for 1000 likes?
Hmm, that'll be your dignity
Okay, I'll take that. How much would it be to get a certain amount of followers?
Hmm. . . mm! That one's your self-esteem
Okay, oh I'll give that. *giggles* Now how much would it be to get a certain guy to comment on my pictures?
*gasps* Oh! That's our Premium Package. For that, you'll lose all self-respect
Okay, um. But I don't have anything left
*record scratches*
*gasps in the background*
Oh. *crash* Oh, well we can't help you. Bye bye! *speaking to new customer* Welcome to Likes For Less! How can we help you?
Oh, hello! Welcome to Likes For Less, how can we help you?
Hi, I was told that I could come here for likes. How much would it be for 1000 likes?
Hmm, that'll be your dignity
Okay, I'll take that. How much would it be to get a certain amount of followers?
Hmm. . . mm! That one's your self-esteem
Okay, oh I'll give that. *giggles* Now how much would it be to get a certain guy to comment on my pictures?
*gasps* Oh! That's our Premium Package. For that, you'll lose all self-respect
Okay, um. But I don't have anything left
*record scratches*
*gasps in the background*
Oh. *crash* Oh, well we can't help you. Bye bye! *speaking to new customer* Welcome to Likes For Less! How can we help you?