[Verse 1]
Waiter said this table's set for three
Well, that's too bad 'cuz no one's joining me
Maybe I prefer to dine alone
What you don't understand about a party of one?

[Chorus]
I used to keep a lot of people around
Who had their hands over my eyes, ears and mouth
Just like the money and the buzz they were gone in the morning
Now I'm a party of one

[Verse 2]
Want to get away on a holiday
So I packed my bags and I flew away
I'm in the air and I'm so turned on
Honey, can't you see I'm a party of one?

[Chorus]
I used to keep a lot of people around
Who had their hands over my eyes, ears and mouth
Just like the money and the buzz they were gone in the morning
These days I wake up and there's no one in sight
Sometimes it gets so lonely I don't mind
I live alone but at least my roommate knows me
I'm a party of one
[Bridge]
Don't get to comfortable cuz you gotta go
You have some nerve showing up here, oh!
(Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na)
Oh, talk to the hand
(Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na)
Talk to me on my level
(Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na)

[Chorus]
I used to keep a lot of people around
Who had their hands over my eyes, ears and mouth
Just like the money and the buzz they were gone in the morning
These days I wake up and there's no one in sight
Sometimes it gets so lonely I don't mind
I live alone but at least my roommate knows me
Now I'm a party of one

I'm a party…

Help me, no!

[Outro]
I'm a party of one
Help me out of this box
Get me out of here
I'm a party of one...