I want my money back
I want my money back
I want my money back
I want my money back
It's all or nothin'
And nothin's all I ever get
Every time I turn it I burn it up and burn it out

There's always something
There's always something going wrong
That's the only guarantee, that's what this is all about

It's a never ending attack
Everything's a lie and that's a fact
Life is a lemon and I want my money back!

And all the morons
And all the stooges with their coins
Their the ones who make the rules, it's not a game it's just a rout

There's desperation, (there's desperation)
There's desperation in the air
It leaves a stain on all your clothes and no detergent gets it out

And we're always slippin' through the cracks
Then the movie's over, fade to black
Then the movie's over, fade to black
Life is a lemon and I want my money back
What about love?
It's defective!
It's always breakin' in half

What about sex?
It's defective!
It's never built to really last

What about your family?
It's defective!
All the batteries are shot

What about your friends?
Their defective!
All the parts are out of stock

What about your god?
It's defective!
They forgot the warranty

What about your town?
It's defective!
It's a dead end street to me

What about your school?
It's defective!
It's a pack of useless lies
What about your work?
It's defective!
It's a crock and then you die

What about hope?
It's defective!
It's corroded and decayed

What about faith?
It's defective!
It's tattered and it