[Verse 1]
If I were one of the Girls, I would be Shoshonna
If I were one of the Girls, I would be Shoshonna

[Chorus]
Confused and rude
Such a special kind of way to be cruel
Confused and rude
Confused and rude
Confused and rude

[Verse 2]
Karma Chamillionaire, chasing the sad glow down
Karma Chamillionaire, chasing the sad glow down

[Chorus]
Confused and rude
The owner of a bad attitude
Confused and rude
Confused and rude
Confused and rude

[Solo]

[Chorus]
Confused and rude
Such a special kind of way to be cruel
The piranha found their way to the pool
Confused and rude
Confused and rude
[Verse 3]
If I were one of the things, I'd be american garbage
A most beautiful thing, the most beautiful american garbage you have ever seen

[Chorus]
Brand new and bruised
On the way to building a better you
Brand new and bruised
Confused and bruised
Confused and rude

[Outro]
If I were one of the Girls, I would be Shoshonna
Confused and rude
Confused and rude
Confused and rude