[Intro]
Schadenfreude
Schadenfreude

[Verse 1]
My name is Sean-Claude and I love schadenfreude
I've got schadenfreude stuck in my teeth
There is no scarcity of epicaricacy
I want more schadenfreude, thank you, please

[Verse 2]
I'm so filled with hate, I can barely contain
All my joy when a dickhead is thwarted
Junk food for the soul is still food when you're hungry
And everything is so goddamn distorted

[Chorus]
I wanna bottle this feeling
I wanna take a bump of it
It's a beautiful, American еmotion

[Verse 3]
Mine eyes start to bleed, gluеd to my Schadenfeed™
It's a wonder why I haven't gotten cancer yet
What with wave after wave of the hatred-filled haze
I inhale night and day on the internet
[Chorus]
I wish that I could eat it
That it could cure diseases
I wish that it made anything better than this

[Bridge]
And I'm no Rod and Todd, but I do got a god
Goddamn god in and outside of me
So I can't rightly say why I laugh at the pain
But I guess you could say that I'm just fucking mean

[Verse 4]
My name is Sean-Claude and I love schadenfreude
Like a god loves to rot out your teeth
And I'm so fucking bitter, I can barely remember
That you reap what you sow and you sow what you reap

[Outro]
Please deliver you
Please deliver me
Please deliver all of the people from this
Please deliver you
Please deliver me
Please deliver all of the people from this