[ENSEMBLE]
In the dark and chill of night
He goes searching for hours on end
Hoping someone will end his plight
Looking for his long lost friend

Gotta find his dick, Gotta find his dick, Got to
Gotta find his dick, Gotta find his dick, Got to
Gotta find his dick, Gotta find his dick, Got to
Gotta find his dick, Gotta find his dick, Find it

Gotta find his dick, Gotta find his dick, Got to
Gotta find his dick, Gotta find his dick, Got to
Gotta find his dick, Gotta find his dick, Got to
Gotta find his dick, Gotta find his dick, Find it now[MAN]
Someone tell him
Where his dick is
 
Someone tell him
Where his dick is
 
Someone tell him
Where his dick is
 
Someone tell him
Where his dick is
 
Someone tell him
Where his dick is
 
Someone tell him
Where his dick is
 
Someone tell him
Where his dick is
 
Someone tell him
Where his dick is
 
Someone tell him
Where his dick is
 
Someone tell him
Where his dick is[ENSEMBLE]
 
 
 
 
 
 
He's out to find
 
His dick
 
 
 
He's out to find
 
His dick
 
 
 
He's out to find
 
His dick
 
 
 
He's out to find
 
His dick[HEART]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Joey! It's you and your dick!
 
Oh, Joey, find your dick!
 
Joey! It's you and your dick!
 
Oh, Joey, find your dick!
 
Joey! It's you and your dick!
 
Oh, Joey, find your dick![ALL]
Gotta find his dick, Gotta find his dick, Got to
Gotta find his dick, Gotta find his dick, Got to
Gotta find his dick, Gotta find his dick, Got to
Gotta find his dick, Gotta find his dick, Got to
Ooohhh!