[BRIAN R]
You look a little down, Joey

[JOEY, spoken]
Yeah...

[BRIAN R, sung]
You look... a little blue!

[JOEY, spoken]
Ha ha.

[BRIAN R, sung]
It looks as though your dick has run
A little way from you

[JOEY, spoken]
Oh!

[BRIAN R, sung]
He's hung you out to dry, Joey
I think you will agree
The world would be much better
If you listened, a little bit, to me

Listen to your heart, Joey
Listen to your heart
Comb your hair and smile
That's a start
Wipe that schmutz right off your cheek
Give her a glimpse of that fine physique
Ooh! And a splash of cologne will delight

Treat the lady right, Joey
Treat the lady right
Take off your hat
And always be polite

Offer your handkerchief, give her your pin-

[JOEY, spoken]
Oww!

[BRIAN R, sung]
Open the door when she wants to walk in
Ooh! She'll never resist, mon cheri

Take her to Paris
And look up at the tower
Every night, on the hour
Let the lights have their way

Take her in your arms
Speak of life and devotion
Then propose by the ocean
So she'll promise to stay
So she won't go away
Don't let her get away
Joey! She can't get away!

Show her that you care, Joey
Show her that you care
Pass her a note that says-

[JOEY]
"You're beyond compare!"

[BRIAN R, spoken]
That's right, baby!

(sung)
Make her a mix tape with songs about love
Knit her a sweater that fits like a glove
The two of you will never be apart
Joey, listen to your heart!

[JOEY, spoken]
Show me!

Ah! No, no! No, simplify! Simplify! It's too complicated!
Woo! Ah-ha, yeah!

[BRIAN R]
Like this?

[JOEY]
Woo![BRIAN R]
Woo-hoo! Over here, Joey!
 
Woo-hoo! Over here, baby!
  
[JOEY]
Ooh! Over there!
 
Ooh! Over there![BRIAN R]
Alright, Joey! Bring it home!

[JOEY & BRIAN R, sung]
And soon, she'll love us
Like we love her
Who knows what tomorrow will bring?

The time is right
To make my/your move

[BRIAN R]
It's time to give her the ring!

So, Joey, what'cha gonna do?

[JOEY]
I'm gonna listen to my heart!

[BRIAN R]
Oh, buddy, it's my big debut

[JOEY]
I'm gonna listen to my heart![BRIAN R]
You're gonna listen
Listen
To your
Heart!
 
Woo hoo!
Thataboy, Joey![JOEY]
I'm gonna listen
Listen
To my
Heart!

Woo hoo!

Yeah, baby![Segue]

[BRIAN R, spoken]
Now... you realize you wont remember any of this in the morning?

[JOEY]
Okay?

[BRIAN R]
Count down from five with me, will ya?

[JOEY]
Five-

[Brian knocks out Joey with a sucker punch.]

[JOEY]
Dur!