[JOE]
When I look at my life I see something's not right
Like a thousand percent
And I wonder what it is, how it is that it's always just me here
Lying alone at the end of the night
Ten thousand percent

I put most of the blame on Alfred
How come he couldn't take the bullet intended
For mama and papa?
I never had a pony
I never had pets
Just a bullshit butler
Who builds bullshit jets
Oh!

I'm falling apart
I need a friend
Somebody to hold on to
Somebody to confide in
Think of the children
Next time you gun down their mama and papa
Their only mama and papa
Because they probably don't have another mama and papa

I was seein' a girl for a while, a couple days anyway
And I told her I loved her
[STARKIDS]
Oh, oh, oh, oh!

[JOE]
She said you're such a good friend and that rash is bad
You should really go see a doctor

[STARKIDS]
Oh, oh, oh, ahh!

Then she just disappeared, sent me some text about bad timing
And my love being selfish

[STARKIDS]
Oh, oh, oh, oh!

[JOE]
Then my doctor called up and the blood came back
And as it turns out
I'm allergic to peanuts and shellfish
I loved peanuts and shellfish once

I'm falling apart, I'm lacking punch
I can barely eat, this morning I barely touched my brunch
Two spoons of oatmeal, a couple of nuts, and half a banana
And like my soul, the banana was bruised and black!
I'm falling apart, I need a friend
Somebody to hold on to, somebody to confide in
Somebody to ride in the cockpit
Co-captain of the friendship ship
Or maybe just a friend ship
If I had a buddy, we could discuss
Just what we'd call the friendship

I want to be somebody's buddy
Somebody who can be my buddy back
I want to be somebody's buddy
Anybody but a dumbshit butler

[JOE & BRIAN H]
I want to be somebody's buddy
Somebody who can be my buddy back
I want to be somebody's buddy

[JOE]
Anybody but a bumbling butler

[JOE, BRIAN H & DYLAN]
I want to be somebody's buddy
Somebody who can be my buddy back
I want to be somebody's buddy
[JOE]
Anybody but a bumbling butler[JOE, BRIAN H & DYLAN]
I want to be somebody's buddy
Somebody who can be my buddy back
I want to be somebody's buddy[LAUREN & BRIAN R]
I want to be, I want to be
I want to be, I want to be
Somebody's
Buddy back
I want to be, I want to be
I want to be, I want to be[JOE]
Anybody but a dumbshit butler[JOE, BRIAN H & DYLAN]
I want to be somebody's buddy
Somebody who can be my buddy back
I want to be somebody's buddy
[LAUREN & BRIAN R]
I want to be [x4]
 
Somebody's
Buddy back
I want to be [x4] 
[JAIME & MEREDITH]
Bud-buddy, buddy
Bud-buddy, buddy
Bud-buddy, buddy
Bud-bud
Bud-buddy, buddy
Bud-buddy, buddy[JOE]
Anybody but a
bumbling butler[JAIME & MEREDITH]
Bud-buddy, buddy
Bud-bud 
[JOE, BRIAN H & DYLAN]
I want to be somebody's buddy
Somebody who can be my buddy back
I want to be somebody's buddy
[LAUREN & BRIAN R]
I want to be [x4]
 
Somebody's
 
Buddy
Back
I want to be [x4]
 
[JAIME & MEREDITH]
Bud-buddy, buddy
 
Bud-buddy, buddy
 
Bud-buddy, buddy
Bud-bud
 
Bud-buddy, buddy
 
Bud-buddy, buddy
[JOEY & MARGARET]
Somebody
 
Somebody
 
Somebody
Be my friend
 
Somebody
 
Somebody
[JOE]
Anybody but a
Dumbshit butler 
[JAIME & MEREDITH]
Bud-buddy, buddy
Bud-bud 
[JOEY & MARGARET]
Somebody, anybody, be my friend 
[JOE, BRIAN H & DYLAN]
I want to be somebody's buddy
Somebody who can be my buddy back
I want to be somebody's buddy
[LAUREN & BRIAN R]
I want to be [x4]
 
Somebody's
 
Buddy
Back
I want to be [x4]
 
[JAIME & MEREDITH]
Bud-buddy, buddy
 
Bud-buddy, buddy
 
Bud-buddy, buddy
Bud-bud
 
Bud-buddy, buddy
 
Bud-buddy, buddy
[JOEY & MARGARET]
Somebody
 
Somebody
 
Somebody
Be my friend
 
Somebody
 
Somebody
[JOE]
Anybody but a
Bumbling butler 
[JAIME & MEREDITH]
Bud-buddy, buddy
Bud-bud 
[JOEY & MARGARET]
Somebody, anybody, be my friend[JOE, BRIAN H & DYLAN]
I want to be somebody's buddy
Somebody who can be my buddy back

I want to be somebody's buddy
Somebody who can be my buddy back

[JOE]
I want to be somebody's buddy