[JEFF, spoken]
Hey there pioneers! In 2014, a family, a family of dysfunctional fools, set out west to find a better life in Starkid's 'The Trail to Oregon!' With a book by the Lang brothers, Brian Holden, and myself, and music by myself and Drew De Four, our journey begins...
(sung)
Good morning
[ENSEMBLE]
Good morning
[JEFF]
We stand before the journey
That leads us all
To Oregon
[ENSEMBLE]
To Oregon!
[JEFF]
A pioneer adventure
Down the trail
To Oregon
[ENSEMBLE & COREY]
To Oregon (to Wisconsin)
[JEFF, spoken]
Gramps?
[COREY, spoken]
What? My legs hurt
[JEFF]
By God's command we dare to land in-
[COREY]
Wisconsin
[JEFF, spoken]
We're goin' to Oregon, Grandpa
[COREY, spoken]
I wanna go to Wisconsin
[JEFF, spoken]
Right
(sung)
The promised land will not wait for us
We leave our home with faith and trust
We'll find the place of our destiny!
And spread our family seed
[ENSEMBLE]
We'll find the place of our destiny
And spread our family seed
[JEFF]
Now, the show begins...
[ALL]
Ahhh, um
[LAUREN, spoken]
I'm gonna need your help with this one. You'll know when, you'll know when, you know when
(sung)
Everybody jump in, come and splash around
Feel the water between your toes
Everybody swim, take a mini va-cay
Wearing only your birthday clothes
I promise I won't judge if you've got freckles or some pudge
'Cause there's just one way to spend the rest of the day
Getting naked, yeah let's get naked
[LAUREN & ENSEMBLE]
Get naked in a lake (naked in a lake)
Get naked in a lake (naked in a lake)
We're naked in a lake (naked in a-)
[ENSEMBLE]
We're naked in a lake
[LAUREN]
Come on Mouthface, I know you want to
[JAIME]
I can finally lose this dress, wee!
[LAUREN]
Come on Grandpa, water's good for you
[COREY]
I beat ya to it, my diaper's wet
[LAUREN]
It's nothing super sexual
'Cause the act is nothing actual
It's time to free your little guy and let him play
And have the time of your life starting
(audience) today!
Everybody jump in, come and splash around
Feel your body jingle jangle
Everybody's got fins and it's super cool
When you're kicking off your sandals
If life ever gets you stressed
Find some woods and take a bath
And get naked
[ENSEMBLE]
Ahh
[JEFF]
Yeah!
[LAUREN]
Let's get
[ALL]
Naked in a lake
[LAUREN]
Yaba-daba-doo!
Let's get naked
[ENSEMBLE]
Ahh
[JEFF]
Yeah!
[ALL]
Let's get naked in a lake
Oh-oh-oh-oh, speedrun!
[RACHAEL & ENSEMBLE]
There's nothing that needs exploring (speedrun!)
That part of the game is boring (speedrun!)
Hold on to your butts and let me drive (speedrun!)
It's time to reduce our rations (speedrun!)
[RACHAEL]
Rational is out of fashion
The queen bee is back to claim the hive!
I know all of the shortcuts
Using my motherly sense
If I have the minds of the devil
Then speed's our only defence
[ALL]
Ah... Run, speedrun
To the future
Fanning the flame of the demon inside
It's time to run, speedrun
[JEFF & RACHAEL]
To save our daughter now
'Cause the slower you play, the faster you die
[ALL]
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Nothing can stop us now
Oh, nothing can take us down
Who needs to stop and piss when you're in the lead?
Can't stop us now
Oh, nothing can break us down
Who knew that all this time
We would have what we need?
[ENSEMBLE]
Ohhh
[ALL]
Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster
Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster
Faster, faster, faster, faster
Faster, faster, faster!
[ENSEMBLE]
Ohhh
[ALL]
Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster
Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster
Faster, faster, faster, faster
Faster, faster, faster!
[ENSEMBLE]
Ohhh
[JEFF]
They called it a speedrun!
Well, they call it a speedrun!
It's the story
Of one mother-lovin' family
[ENSEMBLE]
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
[ALL]
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh!
