Team StarKid
Bury the Bully
[GRACE, spoken]
Don't you see? We're free!
[RUTH, spoken]
Won't people notice he's gone?
[GRACE, spoken]
This is Hatchetfield. People go missing everyday!
[RICHIE, spoken]
Oh God, she's snapping again.
[GRACE]
We're gonna bury the body
Right here in the lobby
Underneath the wooden flooring
Where his corpse will rot
[PETE, spoken]
This is a lot
[GRACE]
We're gonna hack all his limbs off
[STEPH, spoken]
Did you say hack all his limbs off?
[GRACE]
Yeah, we're gonna hack all his limbs off
[STEPH]
Can you stop saying it?
[GRACE]
How else he gonna fit?
Petey, get the acid
Ruthie, you can grab the hatchet
And Stеphie, tapes
[STEPH, spoken]
You want me to film this?
[GRACE]
Wе're gonna tape him up in plastic
After dousin' him with the bleach
[STEPH, PETE, RICHIE & RUTH]
Tape him up after dousin' with bleach
[RICHIE]
I think I'm gonna throw up
[GRACE]
No, this is where you grow up and accept your fate
[STEPH, PETE, RICHIE, & RUTH]
Ah-ah-ah
[GRACE]
You wanna get the fullest ride?
Then start cuttin' right above the thigh
[GRACE, STEPH, PETE, RICHIE & RUTH]
We're gonna bury the bully
We're gonna go to juvie, surely
[PETE]
I hear prison is cushy
[RICHIE]
Oh, my asthma's back
[RUTH]
He'll never be found
[GRACE, spoken]
It's not like we're selling crack
[RUTH]
I'm gonna strip him down
[STEPH, spoken]
Why?
[GRACE, PETE, RICHIE & RUTH, STEPH]
We're gonna bury the bully (Bury the bully)
We gotta, gotta line up our stories (Line up our stories)
[GRACE, PETE, RICHIE, RUTH & STEPH]
It's gonna, gonna never haunt me
[PETE & RICHIE]
Because he's already dead
[GRACE]
No one's gonna snitch
[RICHIE & RUTH]
Hide him from the feds
[STEPH & PETE]
Can't we say he slipped?
All arguing
[RUTH]
I just cut off his nips
[? (spoken), ? (spoken)]
Shit. (Ohh.)
[GRACE, spoken]
Give those to me!