Everyday the same
You call my name
To ream me out
And then proclaim
That the stocks are down and it's all my fault

I hang my head
I nurse my wounds
And I take it home after business hours
To crunch the numbers and figure it out
Well, I figured it out...

This is my two weeks notice
My heart's in focus
No bump in pay can stop me
I want you to notice
That I'm devoted
To me and me only

You thought you could keep me to do your bidding
But now I'll see my new beginning through
Got a two week notice for you

I bang my head against the wall
It's 5am
And I don't know how I'll get through it all
With a smile on my face
I punch the clock
I find my desk isn't like the home that I rеcall
When you started me out at a minimum wagе

But now you're upstaged
And I'm quitting with rage!

This is my two weeks notice
This job is bogus
Performance about to be lacking

You think you're POTUS
But you've been out-voted
By your future ex-employee

You thought I'd be here through thick and thin
But now I see your stock is down again

My two week notice is in
Oh!!!
All I been waitin' for
Oh!!!

I got a foot out the door
If you'll notice
My heart's in focus
No Christmas bonus can stop me
It's time you notice
That I'm devoted
To paving my own way
And you think I gave a shit
About this work
About this place
About you?

You have no clue
We're through
You want my two week notice?
Fuck you