[CLARK]
It's time to drag that box out of the attic
It’s time to pull that book down from the shelf
It's time to play that record, and while you're at it
Why don’t you pour a glass of eggnog for yourself

It's time to find that VCR and plug it back in
And pop in that old VHS so we can begin

'Cause we always come back again and again
When the Christmas tracks are spinning again
And the shopping bags are filling again
So get out that cash you're itching to spend
But before all that, lemme tell you my friends

It's time for VHSmas

[ALL]
School's out and business is finished
Time for a Christmas tradition
Sit back and listen to this, it's time for VHSmas

It's time for giving and wishes
For reminiscing ’bout Christmas
It’s time for sipping Swiss Miss
Time for VHSmas
[MALE ENSEMBLE/FEMALE ENSEMBLE]
Wе're pulling out three tapes from the collеction
Three classic tales from days of Christmas past
We’re blowing off the dust for some reflection

[ALL]
So stick around because we saved the best for last

We've heard each story tons before, we know how they end
Yet still we find we hit rewind and play them again
'Cause the kids are Christmas listing again
And the choirs are Christmas singing again
And it all comes back and we're thinking again

[CLARK]
It’s time for VHSmas

[ALL]
Three stories all in the same vein
Three stories all public domain
Three stories all on cassette tape
Time for VHSmas

Three stories happy and tragic
Three stories matches and magic
Three stories pulled from the attic
Time for VHSmas
[FEMALE ENSEMBLE/MALE ENSEMBLE]
We're not talking about reindeer
We're not talking about elves
We're not talking 'bout a manger
We're talking a look inside ourselves

[ALL]
It's time

[DELLA]
To count your pennies trin' to buy the perfect present

[ALL]
It's time

[LITTLE MATCH GIRL]
To beg for pennies as a poor pre-adolescent

[ALL]
It's time

[SCROOGE]
To keep your many pennies away from lazy peasants

[ALL/CLARK]
It's time to take a journey through the past, future and present
It's time
To find that VCR
It's time
To plug it in
It's time
To pop in that VHS
It's time
So we can begin
It's time
[ALL]
To put your cellphones away now
Let's get this show underway now
It's time, time to hit play now

Time for VHSmas