Strangulation, modulation, regulation, etc

[Verse 1]
Jesus Christ, you've come out of hiding
Just sign on the dotted line
I'll see you're OK
I'll say to you, expenses are high
Seeing you've made it before
I'll take 20% and no more gross
Oh, tell me Lord did you happen to bring with you
A sale-able piece of the cross, crown of thorns , a disciple or two ?

[Chorus]
We'll sell them Jesus hats , Jesus socks, Jesus coats
We'll sue the Pope!
Jesus shoes , Jesus dirty books too
I wonder what will Billy Graham do

[Verse 2]
Let me say how much I respect your wish
To feed multitudes with five loaves and a fish
But I'm sure you'll see by going on the road with me
We'll make the needy pay ; there's more money that way

[Chorus]
We'll sell them Jesus hats , Jesus socks, Jesus coats
We'll sue the Pope!
Jesus shoes , Jesus dirty books too
I wonder what will Billy Graham do