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[Intro: English Salesman, Riley Freeman]
Hope you don't mind, we made some tea
Allow me to introduce myself, I'm the bloke you're stealing from
The name's Allister Rigby
But as far as you're concerned I'm Willy Fuckin' Wonka
And you're taking a shit in my fucking chocolate factory
When I have to go to the dentist, I'm upset
When Liverpool beats Arsenal, I'm upset
But when some little shit
Decides to take-over one of the most profitable territories in the country
I'm beyond fucking upset, I'm very fucking upset
So, from now on, your under new management
You will work for me, and in return you'll receive an allowance
Allowance?
Yes, allowance
As in, I'm allowing you to keep 10%
And I'm allowing you to keep drawing breath on this earth
Now, you either get down or you lay down
What's it going to be sunshine?
(Riley's Monologue)
This wasn't no movie
The smart thing was to say yes, get up, and leave the room
But then I thought to myself, what if this was a movie?
[Verse 1: Riley Freeman]
Look, Fuck you
Fuck the plane you flew in on
Fuck them shoes
Fuck those socks with the belt on it
Fuck yo gay ass fairy faggot accent
Fuck them cheap ass cigars
Fuck yo yuk-mouth teeth
Fuck yo hair piece
Fuck yo chocolate
Fuck Guy Ritchie
Fuck Prince William
Fuck the Queen
This is America
My president is black and my Lambo is blue, n***a
Now get the fuck out my hotel room
And if I see you in the street I’m slappin’ the shit out of you