Had a rough start
My mom left me all alone in the cold
One day old
Before my eyes were open
Wished for a home
And I got what I was hopin'
Now that’s in the past
I "Let It Go" like Frozen

Life ain’t always fair
But I don’t despair
Eat lots of food
Get that belly shaped like a pear
Ladies used to make fun of the baby Badger
Now everybody sayin' "Ooo, boy. I wish I had ya!"

As a kid, they called me a hot mess
My mama said "Don’t stress
You got this, dude, you’re the best!"
So I kept my chin up
And I dressed for success
In a tux with a little black vest
On my chest

Life hit me with a test
And I passed it
Tell me, baby, now are you impressed?
I’m a smash hit
Now I got my own song
And I proved them all wrong
So check your judgment at the door and I cash it
Life ain’t always fair
But I don’t despair
Eat lots of food
Get that belly shaped like a pear
Ladies used to make fun of the baby Badger
Now everybody sayin' "Ooo, boy. I wish I had ya!"