Just shot us a fellow and took his boots
I customize my rifle like it's 1862
Just scammed a pirate out of his golden tooth
I want to colonize this land but it's full of Zulus!

Just shotted a black man it was a Shaka Zulu
Made India's roads now they smell poo poo
Just scammed a Chinese man into taking opium
Just beat his ass up and take his Chromium
This bastard is broke as hell he can't even buy a redcoat
Tried to keep our colonies but we only have insufficient funds
Scammed a Frenchman he asked for a refund
This Spaniard irritates me I might have to sink their Armada
My dumbass did the same I shall now colonize Grenada
Scammed Napoleon off the Island of Saint Helena

Just stopped my slave's food and now he's gotten mad
Take him to the Caribbean and now he sad
Chilling at home preparing for an invasion
Got so intoxicated I committed tax evasion
This bastard broke as hell he can't even purchase a Tricorn
Just had relations with the woman yesterday and bought her a tricorn, I'm going to have intercourse with this woman and buy her a cup of tea
This bastard Napoleon angry as hell beat him so hard he had to flee