(Breathing)
I got in my car, drove so far, and then I stopped
I loaded the gun with five or six bullets, cocked the trigger began to walk
I found her there in my old house, reading under a lamp
I pointed at her and god I pulled the trigger and she was dead, she was dead
I ran really fast, hoping not to get caught, found a coffee shop, ordered a cup
These two large men entered, grabbed by the head, and squeezed my skull
My еyes began to bulge, blood oozеd from my earlobes
And then this cat came, he was meowing in my face, and spitting cat spit all over my face
And I said, "Jesus Christ, where did this cat come from? Sure there are two guys squeezing my head, that's okay, but this fucking cat is meowing in my face"
And oh god, I punched both of the men and just ran
I found an old dump truck with the key in the ignition (laughs)
I started it up and I started fucking driving down the road and shit
And this fuckin' cop pulls me over and says you've got a fuckin' class two license buddy
And I said, "fuck that shit, I've got a gun motherfucker"
I shot him twice in the fuckin' skull
Blood oozed all over his god damn shiny badge
And I said, "fuck you cop, fuck you"
Then I kept driving the dump truck
Thinking about my wife and how she was dead at home
And the fuckin' cat I threw on the grill
And the two men lying under the fuckin' table
And the god damn cop with the bloody badge
And I said, "shit I gotta fuckin' go to church"
I found this fuckin' chapel on the hill and I walk inside and there's this fuckin' priest
He says, "have you been sinning young man?"
I say, "yeah I have been sinning, I fuckin' killed two men, threw a cat on a fuckin' grill, shot my god damn fuckin' wife in the head, is that a fuckin' sin mister, is that a fuckin' sin in your church?"
He says, "yes brother"
And I said, "well forgive me father for I have sinned"
And I blew the fucker away, I fuckin' blew him away and shit
And then I fuckin' grabbed this big old sharp cross and rammed it up his fuckin' ass
And said, "bleed on this fuckin' worshipped, fuckin' up my anal, fuckin' satan worship"
He said, "oh god, I'm gonna die"
And I said, "that's right you're gonna fuckin' die"
So I said, "shit I really fucked up now"
So I went to this fuckin', this pay-less, and I fucking got all this fuckin' hair-spray and hair gel and mousse
And all that other hair stuff, and I fuckin' rubbed it on my balls
And god it felt good, it's felt really good
And I said, "shit, where the fuck am I?" and I grabbed a gun
I placed the barrel between my eyes and I said, "Jesus, mother of god"
I squeezed the trigger, but it was fuckin' empty, I had already killed enough guys to waste all my bullets
So, a fuckin' pencil and put it against my temple and rammed it really hard and this fuckin' pencil is sticking out of my head and shit
And I said, "oh god this hurts like a motherfuck, oh shit"
I got that fuckin' dump truck and drove really fast
And I went to the suburbs and ran through a house
Then I hit this pole, this pole when through my head, and my brains were all over the floor
You ask me now, how can I be telling you this if my brain are all over the floor
I don't know
I just don't know
I just don't know