Dr. Cortex is a genius of mental aberration
He's totally fixated on world domination
The local island creatures are dull and obtuse
Until the evil doctor turns on the juice!
He wants them for his troops
They come out nincompoops
Most especially...

Crash!
Crash Bandicoot!
Should have been a genius, but he doesn't quite compute
Crash!
Crash Bandicoot!
Anything can happen now that Crash is in pursuit

Tawna's been selected for running through the blender
Crash will fight to save her. He'll never surrender!
He'll vanquish any villain to sеt his girlfriend free!
He doesn't havе a clue about how to proceed
His heart's in the right place
His brain's been re-arranged
Unsuccessfully...

Crash!
Crash Bandicoot!
If Cortex isn't beaten, he'll reign absolute!
Crash!
Crash Bandicoot!
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