sans: uhhh
sans: hey papyrus?
sans: I BURNT THE WATER..
papyrus: sans how the [bleep] did you burn the water
sans: i dont know bro i- it just caught on fire
papyrus: sans OH MY GOD
papyrus: THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
sans: I'M SORRY I CAN'T COOK
papyrus: FU-

(part 2)
sans: uh alright bro uh
sans: i have the water
sans: i have PLENTY of it, we can put out this fire.
sans: our house will be fine
papyrus: i really hope so sans because all my valuable stuff is in there
sans: aw dont worry
sans: let me just put out this fire
sans: caused by
sans: burning.. water. …somehow.
papyrus: just do it already
papyrus: we're already starting to lose the shed.
sans: alrighty.
_whoosh_
_*boom*_
sans: uhhh, yeah
sans: um it appears the water made the flames go WAY higher
papyrus: sans?
papyrus: can i takе a look at that container?
sans: yeah.
papyrus: _long, drawn out sigh_
papyrus: what does this say, sans?
sans: uh… gasolinе?
papyrus, clearly losing it, keeping a straight face: YES. IS GASOLINE WATER?
sans: uhhhhhh i mean theyre both liquids??
papyrus: SAAAAAAAAAAAAANS-