[Verse 1]
Oh why, oh why do they teach us Shakespeare
When you're only 16, with no idea, what it all means
Oh Romeo, oh Romeo he thinks it's a love thing
All masks and kisses from the balcony
It's deeper than that bro, it's a fuckin' tragedy

[Chorus]
Oh you, taught me so much about you
Taught me so much about love
And yet I learn nothing
And yet I learn nothing
And yet I learn nothing

And yet I learn nothing

[Verse 2]
All night, all night I sat through the movie
And the plot was so thin, and they kissed at the end
And I squeezed your hand
Oh Romeo, oh Romeo spent hours in the bathroom
Checking every hair and working on his master plan
Working on his moves, and keeping his cool man

[Chorus]
Oh you, taught me so much about you
Taught me so much about love
And yet I learn nothing
And yet I learn nothing
And yet I learn nothing
And yet I learn nothing
And yet I learn nothing
[Bridge]
Turn the pages
Turn the pages
Turn the pages
Oh Romeo, oh Romeo he gets so excited
To get to the end
Well turn the pages, my friend

[Coda]
And learn nothing
And learn nothing
And learn nothing
And learn nothing
And learn nothing
And learn nothing
And learn nothing
And learn nothing