[Dillie]
Wassup!

[Sarah-Louise]
Make some noise for the DK Massive!

[Adèle]
Maximum respect for the Grimestar Rhymester!

[Sarah-Louise]
Come on Milton Keynes!

[Adèle]
FA in da house!

[Dillie]
Where mah bitches?

[Adèle, Sarah-Louise]
We's behind you!

[Adèle]
Big it up!

[Dillie]
Well the world that we live in is a cruel place
And it's rough when you're old with a baggy saggy face
Once I was cool, I was a real dudette
And I still wanna hang with a younger set
I may not be as hip as I was, that's true
But I've got my own hips and that'll have to do
To get me down with the kids
I am well gnarly
I am down with the kids
Fo shizzle mah nizzle
[Adèle, Sarah-Louise]
We are forever young
Though we're a bit low slung
We are so on the button
Never atomic mutton, no, no, no

[Dillie]
Ya know I work real hard to keep me fit and buff
My daily workout is...

[Adèle, Sarah-Louise]
Well tough!

[Dillie]
In jeggings and a crop top I feel real pretty
Then I walk past a shop and think...

[Adèle, Sarah-Louise]
"Who dat old biddy?"

[Dillie]
I realise it's me, I wanna scream
But I talks to myself, I sez "Bitch, I is reem"
I is down with the kids
I am totes maze, yah
I'm down with the kids
Re-branded as P Dillie
[Adèle, Sarah-Louise]
We are forever young
Friends with Alexa Chung
We are so on the nail
Knocked down in the sale, cheap, cheap, cheap

[Dillie]
I've had a Brazilian, had mah minge vajazzled
Ev'ry Friday night I get radic'ly frazzled
Characters of South Park painted on my nails
Meet with mah sistahs, snort a few rails
Off to the Box - catch some strippers
Feel a strange longing for my dressing gown and slippers
But I'm down with the kids
Man, I'm so random
I'm down with the kids
Don't diss me, alright

[Adèle, Sarah-Louise]
We are forever young
We've had our tits rehung
We are the FA crew

[Dillie]
I and I is da boss of you
[Adèle, Sarah-Louise]
Boo hoo hoo!

[Adèle]
Break it down, you get me!

[beatboxing]

[Dillie]
You know I look so banging when I whip my hair

[All]
Whip my hair, whip my hair

[Dillie]
Ahh, my neck!

[Sarah-Louise]
You alright, Dillie?

[Dillie]
So no-one says

[Adèle, Sarah-Louise]
"Granny, where's yer rockin' chair?"

[Dillie]
OMG, I wanna ROFL
At the look hoes give me 'cause they're all well jel
It's like, they're like, you, like, is Queen o da skanks
'Cause I'm bootylicious in my padded Spanx
I'm down with the kids
DWTK

[Adèle, Sarah-Louise]
What's that then?

[Dillie]
It's an acronym

[Adèle, Sarah-Louise]
Ooh!

[Dillie]
It stands for, "down with the kids"

[Adèle, Sarah-Louise]
We are forever young
Like seats that have been resprung
We are so where it's at
We're sick, we're ill, we're phat, fancy that

[Dillie]
And so me and my posse is light on our feet
Steppin' in sync to a techno beat
Pushing ourselves to the absolute max
Bustin' some moves to our backing tracks
And after we've seen the chiropractor
We're entering ourselves in X Factor
'Cause we're down with da kids
We da flava, innit
We're down with the kids
Grey is the new black

[All]
We are forever young
What's more, the phone's just rung
No time to throw in the towel
My God, it is, it's him, it's Simon Cowell!
Simon!