[Adèle, Dillie & Liza]
Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
Get the latest news
Who cares if it's accurate?
So long as it fits your views

Nowadays everything's valid, you'll find
Reality exists in the human mind
When faced with the facts, you can opt to be blind
It's your right to choose fake news

[Michael]
Ladies and gentlemen, live at the Queen Elizabeth Hall, it's Bananarama!

[Adèle, Dillie & Liza]
Shakespeare's plays were written by Bacon
Liam Neeson did his own stunts in 'Taken'
Elvis didn't die, he was only fakin'
True, true, true

The food is great in a Wethеrspoon
Native Americans love Daniеl Boone
Neil Armstrong never walked on the moon
It's true, true, true

In this brave new world of Newspeak
You must keep your wits intact
There's no such thing as falsehood
It's merely an alternative fact
Fact!
Psychic Sally is a genuine mystic
Andrew Neil's toupée is so realistic
Vaccinating babies makes them autistic
True, true, true

[Adèle]
You'll be taken care of when you reach old age

[Dillie]
People live well on the minimum wage

[Liza]
Immigrant kids love living in a cage

[Adèle, Dillie & Liza]
True, true, true

[Adèle]
Cigarette smokers are healthier than vapists

[Liza]
Arlene Foster breaks bread with papists

[Dillie]
Mexican men are all criminals and rapists
[Adèle, Dillie & Liza]
True, true, true

[Michael]
It's 24-hour news these days
But, is it true or not?
Chances are it's been engendered
By a Russian troll or bot

[Adèle, Dillie & Liza]
What?

[Dillie]
The Queen loves Princess Michael of Kent

[Liza]
Robert Mugabe was a kindly old gent

[Adèle]
Paedophile priests are keen to repent

[All]
It's true, true, true

[Adèle, Dillie & Liza]
Santa delivers your gifts on a sleigh
Sex education makes kids gay
EU citizens are welcome to stay
It's true, true, true
Arron Banks is a modern day Robin Hood
Priti Patel is a force for good
Harvey Weinstein's misunderstood
It's true, true, true

In your echo chamber
You are quite content to stay
Where filter bubbles will ensure
You'll be exposed to truth decay
Yay!

Richard and Judy are getting divorced
Women in the sex trade are never forced
There's no such thing as the Holocaust
It's true, true, true

There have always been lies, but all the same
Johnson and Trump have upped the game
And if you believe them, you're to blame
It's true (true, true, true)
True (true, true, true)
True (true, true, true)
True (true, true, true)
True
It's true, it's true
True!