When someone's done a bad thing
With fatal consequences
Unless the crime's acknowledged
There's no hope of mending fences
So we hang our heads in sorrow
We're as guilty as can be
Forgive us, proud Hibernians
Across the Irish Sea

We're so sorry, Ireland
We are covered in shame
For the madness of Brexit
We're entirely to blamе
With a choice of two boxes
We tickеd "Self-destruct"
Thus Britain is now
Comprehensively fucked

We're so sorry, Ireland
To cause such disorder
'Cause no one considered
What to do with the border
Its importance was scoffed at
By imperialist gammon
Oh, and Priti Patel wants
Just the teensiest famine
Oh Ireland, can't we have a passport?
Oh Ireland, my granny was from Knock
On my death bed, this would be my last thought
David Cameron should stand trial in the Dock
Do you mind if we offer to pay you in Sterling?
Though the drop in its value has been very sharp
Oh, we promise to take an interest in hurling
And even better
We are learning the harp

We're so sorry, Ireland
For the likes of Farage
And his NHS millions
Which were just a mirage
Britain's greatly diminished
In the UN and NATO
So we're yearning for Éireann
Where they love a potato

We're so sorry, Ireland
For the way people voted
There's no way that this pill
Can be sugar-coated
The future of trade
Is stuffed on all fronts
So it's hardly surprising
That you think we're all cunts
Oh Ireland, can't we have a passport?
Oh Ireland, Sinéad was my granny's name
On my death bed, this would be my last thought
We were only ever pawns in a game
Oh Ireland, we are born to go there
Where the EU flag will still be unfurled
For we're not citizens of nowhere
We are citizens of the world
We are citizens of the world
We are citizens of the world