[Liza]
I was walkin' down the street
Feelin' oh so neat
Went into a cafe, found myself a seat
Bing! Bang! Shalamalang!
Is it me or is it hot in here?

[Adèle & Liza]
Well, I had a cup of tea
Cost me 90p
Saw a man across the room admiring me
Oh no! Glimmer and glow!
Is it me or is it hot in here?

I never go anywhere without my cardigan
Because you never know when the temperature's gonna change
Just remember weathermen quite often get it wrong
Especially when they try to forecast long-range

So I'll be hangin' around, cool as can be
When suddenly fire's burning in me
Undo a button but if that does nothin'
I'll have to keep unbuttonin' until I'm free

No more the sizzlin' beef, no sir
Dabbin' with my handkerchief, yes sir
Oh the tremendous relief, oh sir
As I wave my arms and let the air get underneath
Hung my cardy on a peg
Ate my scrambled egg
Felt the perspiration trickle down my leg
Cripes! Yipes! Give me some wipes!
Is it me or is it hot in here?

[Dillie]
Well, I went to see Pierre
Guy who does my hair
In the salon peeled off yet another layer
Howl! Growl! Hand me a towel!
Is it me or is it hot in here?

[Adèle]
I was hoovering the hall
Someone came to call
Oopsie, I forgot I'd nothing on at all
Gosh! Gash! Here comes a flash!
Is it me or is it hot in here?

[Liza]
My cardigan's an essential piece of clothing
And without it my ensemble is utterly incomplete
Every woman needs a little something she can take off
When uncomfortably affected by heat
So when it happens again, 'bout once an hour
Then I'm looking like I've had a shower
Feeling so icky, incredibly sticky
I start to shed my clothes like petals from a flower

[Adèle & Liza]
Right in the middle of town, oh sir
Moisture besmirches my gown, oh sir
Stand next to me and you'll drown, yes sir
Oh the moment passes and I start to simmer down

Well I went into a shop
Had to buy a mop
When I got inside I buttoned up my top
Brr! Grr! Hand me a fur!
Is it me or is it cold in here?

[Adèle, Dillie & Liza]
First I'm dressed up like a yeti
Then I'm just a sweaty Betty
Watch me pour, what a bore
I could make Siberia thaw
Oh it is me, or is it hot hot hot hot hot in here?

[Adèle & Liza]
Put your cardies on, girls
Take your cardies off, girls
Put your cardies on, girls
Take your cardies off, girls
Cardies on, cardies off
Cardies on, cardies off
Cardies on, cardies off
Cardies on, cardies off
Too darn hot!