Frank:
How d'you do, I
See you've met my
Faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candy man
Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
Brad:
I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry
Janet:
Right
Brad:
We'll just say where we are
Then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry
Frank:
Well you got with a flat, well, how 'bout that?
Well, babies, don't you panic
By the light of the night it'll all seem alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Why don't you stay for the night? (Night)
Or maybe a bite? (Bite)
I could show you my favourite obsession
I've been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my... ...tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
HIT IT, HIT IT!
I'm just a sweet transvestite. (Sweet transvestite)
Sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
So - come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici - (3 seconds) - pation
But maybe the rain
Is really to blame
So I'll remove the cause. (chuckles)
But not the symptom