[Verse 1]
Drive up to the party in my tricked-out Subaru
I feel the warmth of this bonfire as I’m standing next to you, guess
Who brought the alcohol since they’re still students in high school?
I might be in my twenties, but this crowd makes me feel cool

[Pre-Chorus]
So what if I don’t know them by first name?
They follow me on Facebook, that’s the point of the game

[Chorus]
I have more friends than you
Nobody’s ever gonna know what we’ve been through
I know you envy me
I’m at four-thousand seven-hundred eighty-three

[Post-Chorus]
Up to my neck, all around me
I’m swimming in an ocean of popularity

[Verse 2]
Come down into my basement, please just do it, don’t be rude
I have some custom juices, they’re not FDA approved

[Pre-Chorus]
Chocolate Beefcake or perhaps some Mango Blast
Vaping is a trend that’s surely bound to last
[Chorus]
I have more friends than you
Nobody’s ever gonna know what we’ve been through
I know you envy me
I’m at four-thousand seven-hundred eighty-three

[Post-Chorus]
Up to my neck, all around me
I’m swimming in an ocean of popularity

[Bridge]
Asuh dude, let’s go get some food, you’ve got me in the mood
For some of that dank-ass weed, it’s all I need
Asuh dude, let’s go get some food, you’ve got me in the mood
For some of that dank-ass weed, it’s all I need tonight...
I have more friends than you
It’s not like I need validation, that’s not even true
I’m sure you envy me
Go back home and cuddle with your bachelor’s degree

[Chorus]
I have more friends than you
Nobody’s ever gonna know what we’ve been through
I know you envy me
I’m at four-thousand seven-hundred eighty-three
[Post-Chorus]
Up to my neck, see what I did there?
I’m swimming in an ocean of popularity

[Outro]
Call of Duty every night
Three-sixty quick-scoped!