[Verse 1]
The rent is too damn high
My wallet's bleeding and I don't know why
Saved up, ready for a change
I guess we'll do it the American way

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Tempt my fate in real estate

[Chorus 1]
A five bedroom craftsman newly listed on Zillow
It's built on a cul-de-sac in the best school zone
It costs a million-five, and the HOA is high
I guess I'll always be a homeless millennial

[Verse 2]
Lower my expectations
I'll leave this town and hit the road
This isn't quite what mom and dad had in mind
If this is what it takes I'll DIY in the countryside

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Chip & Jo
Tempt my fate and renovate

[Chorus 2]
An 800 square foot 1930's bungalow
It's got popcorn ceiling and a basement full of mold
Too bad we got outbid by a pampered trust fund kid
I guess I'll always be a homeless millennial
[Bridge]
This isn't funny, I've got the money
But I can't afford to live in my own country
I'll move to Russia, live in an izba
[Russian lyrics] Я буду собирать картошку (I will be picking potatoes)
Capitalism, this is a prison
We're better off living under communism

[Russian music]

[Outro Chorus 3]
A ten square foot shack under a bridge in Baltimore
At least it's walking distance to the nearest liquor store
My landlord is a bum and he fought in Vietnam
I guess I'm literally a homeless millennial
Oh well, I guess I'm back on rent
The dream's out of reach and my life savings are spent
No opportunity in a rigged economy
I guess I'll always be a homeless millennial