[Verse 1]
I saw the splendor of the moonlight on Honolulu Bay
There's something tender in the moonlight on Honolulu Bay
And all the beaches are full of peaches
Who bring their ukes along
And in the glimmer of the moonlight
They love to sing this song

[Chorus]
If you like a ukulele lady, ukulele lady like-a you
If you want to linger where it's shady, ukulele lady linger too
If you kiss a ukulele lady while you promise ever to be true
And she see another ukulele lady fool around with you

Maybe she'll sigh, maybe she'll cry
Maybe she will find somebody else
By and by

To sing to when it's cool and shady, where the tricky, wicky, wackies woo
If you like a ukulele lady, ukulele lady like a you

[Verse 2]
Someday I'm going
Where eyes are glowing
And lips were made to kiss
To see somebody in the moonlight
And to hear the songs I missed
[Chorus]
If you like a ukulele lady, ukulele lady like a you, you, you
If want to linger where it's shady, ukulele lady linger too
If you kiss a ukulele lady, while you promise ever to be true, true, true
And she see another ukulele lady fool around with you

Well, maybe she will sigh, maybe she will cry
Ah, but maybe she will find somebody else
By and by

To sing to when it's cool and shady, where the tricky wicky wackies woo, woo, woo
If you like a ukulele lady, ukulele lady like-a you
Like-a me like I like-a you, and we like-a both the same
I'd like to say this very day
Ukulele lady like-a you