[WINSTON, spoken]
Rise and shine, Georgette
Your public awaits

[GEORGETTE, sung]
Girl, we've got work to do
Pass me the paint and glue
Perfect isn't easy
But... it's.... me!

When one knows the world is watching
One does what one must
Some minor adjustments, darling
Not for my vanity
But for humanity

Each little step a pose
See how the breeding shows
Uh! Sometimes it's too much for even me!
But when all of the world says yes
Then who am I to say no?
Don't ask a mutt to strut like a showgirl
No, girl, you need a pro!

Not a flea or a flaw
Take a peek at that paw
La-dee-da-da
Perfection becomes me, n'est ce pas?
Unrivaled! Unruffled!
I'm beauty unleashed!
(Yeah!)
Jaws drop, hearts stop
So classic and classy
We're not talkin' Lassie!

La, ah, ooo, arooo
Ruff, ruff ruff ruff ruff, ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff arrroowl

Though many covet my bone and bowl
They're barkin' up the wrong tree
You pretty pups all over the city
I have your hearts and you have my pity
Pretty is nice, but still, it's just pretty
Perfect, my dear
Is me!
Uh!