[Verse 1]
Pretty legs, great big knockers
That's what sells them tickets at the door
Pretty legs, great big knockers
Honey, these are real show stoppers
That's what keeps 'em comin' back for more

[Verse 2]
They love-ah love-ah these pretty legs, great big knockers
That's what makes 'em spend a little more
Oooh, it ain't the ballads, it ain't the rockers
It's pretty legs and these great big knockers
That's what keeps 'em comin' back for more

[Verse 3]
Now listen, ladies. You don't need piano lessons
Don't bother learnin' fancy recipe-e-e-es
Why improve your mind? It takes up so much time
And that's the time you find me selling these

[Verse 4]
Pretty legs, great big knockers
That's what put the two in two by four
Oooh, it ain't the ballads, it ain't the rockers
It's pretty legs and these great big knockers
That's what keeps 'em comin' back for more