Hi, how ya doin'?
Long time no see
Oh well, time flies when you're on Prozac
But enough about you, let's talk about me
I bet you didn't expect me to look quite this fabulous!
I bet you were expecting a beefier gal
Give it up boys and girls
Admit it, I look good

[Harlettes]:
Whoa oh oh oh oh

As you well know it's been my duty
To accept my superficial beauty

And whereas others will go no further (uh huh)
I'm obliged to speak my mind
I'm a cascading fountain of information
Allow me to apprise you of the situation
In Hollywood, brains mean squat
It's pretty legs and great big (she looks good)

I look good
Every timе I walk into the room, that's right
I look so good (she looks good)
They lovе me, they hate me
But they all say, She looks good (she looks good)
And I'm a helluva girl
I'm a load of fun, I look good (she looks good)
But you got to get to know me