[MAURISSA]
Here's a tale as old as time and tide
A simple girl, a wanderer
Who grew up starry-eyed

[STACY]
You see me for an instant
You see everything inside

[STEVE]
No matter what the movie tries to hide

[GROUPIES]
It's all about me
It's all about me

[MAURISSA]
It's groupie number one

[STACY]
Groupie number two

[STEVE]
It's groupie number three

[GROUPIES]
And if I had the screen time I deserved you'd see
[MAURISSA]
It's all about me

[NEWSCASTERS]
Here's a tale that can be told at last
Of desks that must be sat behind
And news that must be cast

[MARTI]
The moment is so fleeting

[DAVID]
But out talent is so vast

[NEWSCASTERS]
The so-called stars are hopelessly outclassed

[MARTI]
It's all about me

[DAVID]
It's all about me
With all the latest breaking headlines on this tragedy

[MARTI]
And if I had the screen time I deserve you'd see
[NEWSCASTERS]
It's all about me

[ROB]
They call me the moving guy
Because I move the audience to tears

[JED]
We're not just chorus boys

[BAD HORSE Chorus]
We've got a story arc and frothy beers

[STACY]
They'll never know how much I gave
The film is locked, the door is shut

[STEVE]
THey wouldn't give me final cut
But what you'd see

[ALL]
It's all about me
It's all about me
It doesn't matter where I'm listed on IMDb
[DAVID]
It's last, but in the meantime I think you'll agree

[DAVID AND MAURISSA]
Finally

[ALL]
It's all about

Not them
Not them
Not them…