[STEVE]
I'm still a bit suspicious why they asked me to be in this
And, yes, my best guess is my S's
My friends would never consciously
Exploit somebody's weakness
They say my voice possesses a sweetness
Jed texted me, said “Commentary's coming
Steve, would you please grace us with a song?”
I heard the dulcet tones his hands were strumming
I knew it's not this lisp
It's been my talents all along

Steve's song
A showcase of my skills
Steve's song
Alive are these hills
With Steve's song
Steve's song
Yes yes yes yes

Maurissa scoffed at my suggestion -
Hammer needs a few more sweaters
I still think six vests sounds much better
But now I'm super nervous
Since I'm standing in the studio
Like Phil Collins singing sussudio
Su-su-su-su-sussudio
And yes, on the horizon, there's a sequel
With some substantial bits for mister me
It's evidence they see me as an equal
I'm not a groupie number seventy six thousand six hundred and six point
Seven six two three five niner squared – I'm three

Steve's song
A maestro on the rise
Steve's song
A nice pleasant surprise
Is Steve's song
Steve's song
Steve's song
Steve's song
Steve's song
Steve's song
Yes yes yes…

No