[Chorus: Ruben Slikk]
First thing first, I'ma sell my ho, I'ma sell my ho
Second thing first, I'ma sell my ho, I'ma sell my ho
First thing first, I'ma sell my ho, I'ma sell my ho
Second thing first, I'ma sell my ho, I'ma sell my ho

[Verse 1: Lofty305]
I ain't gon' call her, nine times outta' ten
N***a like me gon' dodge her
Ain't no follower, I'll send that bitch
Then the bitch might rob ya'
I ain't got no problem wit a bitch tryna fuck for a fee
Long as she bring it back to a n***a like me
Lofty305 player mac and cheese
Motherfucking cosmically
Original fatal to the fake
Pull a bitch, kill a bitch with a wooden stake
She the queen of the damned, I'm the king of the queens
Not a fat white n***a, black n***a skinny jeans
Still see me on the scene, street n***a so posh
Bitch crying and she still don't get the night off
Bet she lyin' bout the ho, just met the troop
Respect the dude, expect the Zu to get the loot

[Chorus: Ruben Slikk]
First thing first, I'ma sell my ho, I'ma sell my ho
Second thing first, I'ma sell my ho, I'ma sell my ho
First thing first, I'ma sell my ho, I'ma sell my ho
Second thing first, I'ma sell my ho, I'ma sell my ho, n***a
[Verse 2: Ruben Slikk]
Came in the club with lean on
Told that bitch just lean on
Grabbed on her titty, told her suck the dick
Took her to the back, got her wet as shit
Hand on her coochie when I rub the clit
Pop another bean now my dick is thick
Harder than a brick when I stuck it in
Bitch started screaming like Mexican
Speaking Spanish to a n***a like
Ruben-fucking-Slikk on the kryptonite
Pop a tab of C, Alice n***a what?
Now my dick motherfucking hard as fuck
Acting like a beast when I'm in the club
Huggin' on her booty cause I humped the bitch
Hump the slut, hump the bitch, Ruben Slikk like filthy rich
Call me Humphrey, I'll haunt ya ho
I don't give a fuck, I'll pimp a ho

[Chorus: Ruben Slikk and PeteyWeedey]
First thing first, I'ma sell my ho, I'ma sell my ho
Second thing first, I'ma sell my ho, I'ma sell my ho
First thing first, I'ma sell my ho, I'ma sell my ho (First thing first, I'ma sell my ho, I'ma sell my ho)
Second thing first, I'ma sell my ho, I'ma sell my ho (Second thing first, I'ma sell my ho, I'ma sell my ho)

[Verse 3: PeteyWeedey]
First thing first I'ma sell my ho, I'ma sell my ho
Second thing first I'ma sell my ho, sell my ho, sell my ho
Sell her water, sendin' greens trees overseas
Chillin' in Paris, double cup and yeah, we sippin' lean
Pussy never stank, only fine models, coochie always shaved, bald teen pussy
No n***a it's not rape, pass it off to Ruben Slikk, long ass dick
Slip it in her tummy, bitch start screamin', grab the cam, it'll be funny
I'm a rich ho, pretty bitch, you already know
Fuck yo wife, yo bitch, and while you watchin', I ain't done
My [?] smoke, I'ma smoke my junt
[?] naked hoes [?]
Fuckin' all these bitches going hard, going gnarly
[Chorus: Ruben Slikk]
First thing first
I'mma sell my ho, I'mma sell my ho
Second thing first
I'mma sell my ho, I'mma sell my ho
First thing first
I'mma sell my ho, I'mma sell my ho
Second thing first
I'mma sell my ho, I'mma sell my ho