[Verse 1]
Tanji (Tanji), I snatched her up at a house party (House party)
Her appearance was quite lovely
I wanted to get plugged with old baby
So I told my older cousin to introduce me
She did that indeed
She said, "Tanji (Tanji), Tanji, this is E"
"E? You mean E-40 from The V?"
I said "Yeah," she said, "Glad to meet you, E"
I said, "Obliged, glad to meet you, too"
She said, "Right" (Right)
"So tell what's up with you?"
I said, "Nathan" (Nathan)
"How 'bout some steak and wine and an autograph?"
I scratched the top of my head and then I started to laugh
Let's scoot to my spot
(In what?) My Cutlass Supreme drop
(Where's that?) Outside in the parking lot
Let's scat, we'll be there with a jiffy
Now sit back, dagnabit, I ain't taking no crap
She said, "Man, baby, is it like that?
I love for a man to take control, over 250 gallon and bold"
She kissed me and then continued down the road
Stay tuned for the next episode

[Chorus]
Tanji
Tan, Tanji
Tan, tan, tan, ta, ta, ta, tan, Tanji
Tanji
Tan, Tanji
Tan, tan, tan, ta, ta, ta, tan, Tanji
I snatched her up at a house party
I snatched her up at a house party
I snatched her up at a house party
[Verse 2]
Tan, Tanji episode 2
Take an educated guess
Precisely, Tanji gets undressed
Bingo, gigantic size breasts
With those jingle B-E-L-L-S
I said, "Groovy, this here's totally happening"
As my duck, stood straight up and started quacking
Pull over, the next stop is a rest area
Smiling, as I peeped the posterior
Hmm, it was quite impressive
She said, "E-40, time to get aggressive"
Splendid, as I grin-ded
Plugged it, as I slipped in
Yeah, yeah, I'm just a hustler
And with a black jack jimmy I'll thrust ya
Radical, on a late night pursuit
Wonderful, this could happen to you
She rode me like a cowgirl from Texas
We'll return right after these here messages

[Chorus]
Tanji
Tan, Tanji
Tan, tan, tan, ta, ta, ta, tan, Tanji
E-40 from the V?
E-E-E-E-40 from the V?
I snatched her up at a house party
[Verse 3]
A month later, I'm rollin'
In my 1992 Sterling
Lookin' federal and stupid stuck, what the fuck?
Who is this pulling up on the side of me?
Oh, it looks like Tanji
With a car full a girls that can't stand me
I said, "Tanji, I said Tanji, Tanji, Tanji, is that you?"
She said, "What you think?"
I said, "I like your new hair-do"
She said, "Oh, I see you still living comfortable"
I said, "So? These kinda things can come and go"
She said, "Hey bro, we need to conversate"
I said, "Cool, meet me at my house at 8"
8 o'clock comes, and not a minute too late
Here comes Tanji, Tanji, and I'm feeling great
"Tanji, you got some Now or Laters?"
She said, "Why, you been drinking Brandy separators?"
I said, "True, but for the last time
Just to relieve, that there stress of mine"
She said, "Mmm, but anyway
I got some good news and some bad news"
She said, "The bad news: too much sexing
The good news: I'm expecting"
I said "Good, good, who's the lucky dad?"
She said, "You, 40, honey, aren't you glad?"
I said, "Impossible, it couldn't be
'Cause I'm righteously married with a girl from the V"
Yeah, yeah, I'm just a hustler
And with a black jack jimmy I'll thrust ya
[Outro]
E-40 from the V
Tanji
E-40 from the V
Tan, Tanji
E-40 from the V
Tanji
I snatched her up at a house party