[Verse 1: Pinto]
Roblox girlfriend at age eight
Fuck that bitch first date
Ate her ass like barbeque
Bust my load like Elmer's Glue

[Verse 2: Str1ng Bean]
I might pull up at your dad's house
We gonna - we gonna ball out
I might become your stepmom
Wait..
[DubbleD]
Fuck!
[Str1ng Bean]
If you see me comin' better run and hide (hide)
Come with Lil Blonde and Scooter by my side (scoot, scoot)
I'm a string bean and I got no fat
(Can you hold please?)
What's that?

[Verse 3: MC Blonde]
Fuck a bitch in a Macy’s
Took my dick with no safety
Shoot webs on her face
You could call her Gwen Stacy
Drink her milk like a baby
Big whip like I’m Brady
Eat her ass three times
You could call me kinda crazy
Now I respect women, yeah I treat them right
But I get no pussy because I play Fortnite
I really need some titties, I’m just tryna fuckin squeeze
Yet the bitches don’t want me cause I got no cheese
Yes, I wear Vans, but I don’t fuckin' skate
I just wanna eat some ass on a motherfuckin' plate
I’m tryna tear it up, her booty ripe for the smashin
But with my Pokè card collection I get zero action
Yeah you could call me pistol packin’
I got Nerf guns out my ass, and you just got caught lackin
Took one look, yeah, at my pants. She knew I got no action
But with my Wild West web slinger you know I caused contractions

[Verse 4: Scooter]
Peas porridge hot
Peas porridge cold
I fucked your mom cause' she was old
She checked my pants, and there was no bulge
I have erectile disfunction
I like eating applesauce while holding big sticks like lacrosse
I paint your bitch face like Bob Ross
Four girls, four squares, is this loss?
[Ineligible Hank Hill dialogue]
Daddy’s wanna do me
Fruity like a smoothie
I’m about to zoink like Shaggy and Scooby
Three inches won’t suit her
Cause' I’ve been neutered
She wanted rocks like Brock from Pewter
I gave her a virus
Just like a computer
She fell and died like she’s Hans Gruber
I fucked her dad cause' he was cuter
It’s nice to meet you
You can call me Scooter