John Tartaglia
Mix Tape
[KATE MONSTER]
Princeton
He likes me
I think he likes me
But does he 'like me' like me
Like I like him?
Will we be friends
Or something more?
I think he's interested
But I'm not sure
(spoken)
Come in!

[PRINCETON]
Hiya, Kate!

[KATE MONSTER]
Princeton! Hi!

[PRINCETON]
Hi! Listen, I was going through my CDs
Yesterday, and I kept coming across songs
I thought you'd like, so I made you this tape

[KATE MONSTER]
Oh, that's so sweet!
Can I get you a drink? Or a snack?
[PRINCETON]
Actually, do you mind if I use your bathroom?

[KATE MONSTER]
Go right ahead

[PRINCETON]
Oh, thank you!

[KATE MONSTER]
A mix tape
He made a mix tape
He was thinking of me
Which shows he cares!
Sometimes when someone
Has a crush on you
They'll make you a mix tape
To give you a clue
Let's see
"You've Got A Friend"
"The Theme From 'Friends'"
"That's What Friends Are For"
Shit!
Oh, but look!
"A Whole New World"
"Kiss The Girl"
"My Cherie Amour"
Oh, Princeton! He does like me!
"I Am The Walrus"
"Fat Bottomed Girls"
"Yellow Submarine"
What does this mean?
[PRINCETON]
Hey Kate, you might wanna not go in there for a while

[KATE MONSTER]
Princeton, thank you for this tape
I was just looking at Side A. Great songs!

[PRINCETON]
Oh, well, did you get to Side B yet?

[KATE MONSTER]
No, not yet

[PRINCETON]
Oh, it's great! Check it out

[KATE MONSTER]
Yeah?

[PRINCETON]
Right here

[KATE MONSTER]
"Stuck On You"

[PRINCETON]
"Love Me Do"
[KATE MONSTER]
"My Heart Will Go On"
I loved "Titanic"!

[PRINCETON]
Uhh, it was all right
"She's Got A Way"

[KATE MONSTER]
"Yesterday"

[PRINCETON]
"Goodnight Saigon!"
From the Russia concert!

[KATE MONSTER]
Oh. Great
"Through The Years"

[PRINCETON]
"The Theme From 'Cheers'"

[KATE MONSTER]
"Moving Right Along"
Nice tape

[PRINCETON]
Oh, there's one more

[KATE MONSTER]
Hm?

[PRINCETON]
"I Have To Say I Love You In A Song"

[KATE MONSTER]
Princeton, that's so sweet!
I've never gotten such a nice present from a guy

[PRINCETON]
Awww. Well, I'm glad you like it
But, I have to go now. I'm gonna make one
For Brian and Christmas Eve and Gary and
Nicky and Rod and Trekkie Monster and everyone!

[KATE MONSTER]
Oh

[PRINCETON]
Oh, and, uh—

[KATE MONSTER]
Yes?

[PRINCETON]
What are you doing tonight?

[KATE MONSTER]
Grading term papers. But it's kindergarten
So they're very short. Why?

[PRINCETON]
Everyone's going to hear this singer at the
Around The Clock Cafe. Do you want to go with me?

[KATE MONSTER]
Like, a date?

[PRINCETON]
Sure! A date. It'll be a blast

[KATE MONSTER]
I'd love to come!

[PRINCETON]
Okay! Well, I'll see you then

[KATE MONSTER]
Okay!

[PRINCETON]
Okay, bye

[KATE MONSTER]
Bye!
He likes me!