[ANNOUNCER:]
So, here's the woman you all came to see!
The Around the Clock is proud to present
Fresh from her world tour
Headlining Amsterdam, Bangkok and Celebration, Florida
Please give a warm hand to the star of Girls Gone Wild
Parts Two, Five and Seven
Lucy the Slut!

[LUCY:]
I can make you feel special
When it sucks to be you
I can make you feel special
For an hour or two
Your life's a routine that repeats each day
No one cares who you are or what you say
And sometimes you feel like you're nobody
But you can feel like somebody with me

[PRINCETON:]
Wow!

[LUCY:]
Yeah, they're real
When we're together the earth will shake
And the stars will fall into the sea
So come on, baby, let down your guard
When your date's in the bathroom
I'll slip you my card
I can tell just by looking that you've got it hard
For me! For me!
For me! For me!
For me! For me!
I can tell just by looking that you are especially hard for me!