Slammed the door as you walked out the driveway
Said you're leavin' and I knew you were gone
And I knew this time there ws no chance in hell
In talkin' you into ever comin' home
So I reach down and I pick up the phone

And I call my designated lover
The one I know I can depend on
She never lets me down
And she don't cost too much
And all I ever owe her
Is for an hour of love

She's not an old friend or acquaintance
She's just someone that I met in this bar
And I never knew I would grow this fond of her
'Til the first time that you left me, and I ran across her card
She's got to be a feelin' of my heart

She's my designated lover
The one I know I can depend on
She never lets me down
And she don't cost too much
And all I ever owe her
Is for an hour of love

She's my designated lover
The one I know I can depend on
She never lets me down
And she don't cost too much
And all I ever owe her
Is for an hour of love
And all I ever owe her
Is for an hour of love, yeah