[GRANDPA POTTS]
This is living!
This is style!
This is elegance by the mile!

Oh, the posh, posh traveling life
The traveling life for me
First cabin and captain's table
Regal company
Whenever I'm bored, I travel abroad
But ever so properly
Port-out, starboard home
Posh with a capital P-O-S-H
Posh

The hands that hold the scepters
Every head that holds a crown
They'll always give their all for me
They'll never let me down
I'm on my way to faraway
Ta-ta and too-ra-loo
And fare thee well and bon voyage
Arrivederci too

Oh, the posh, posh traveling life
The traveling life for me
First cabin and captain's table
Regal company
Pardon the dust of the upper crust
Fetch us a cup of tea
Port-out, starboard home
Posh with a capital P-O-S-H
Posh
In every foreign strand I am
The royal trumpets toot me
The royal welcome mat is out
They 21-gun salute me
The monarchies are constantly
Commanding me to call
Last month I missed a mufti
Well, you can't oblige 'em all

Oh, the posh, posh traveling life
The traveling life for me
A-rumpity tumpity, ridey tidey, tee di dee di dee

Oh, the posh, posh traveling life
The traveling life for me
First cabin and captain's table
Regal company
When I'm at the helm, the world's my realm
And I do it stylishly
Port-out, starboard home
Posh with a capital P-O-S-H

P-O-S-H, P-O-S-H
Posh