[Verse 1: EzPz]
Ayo
Slitherin’ my feets, through these christmas streets
And producing’ these beats, it’s a sight to see
So take a seat, get something to eat
Cuz Ez’s back up in this like a meet & greet
Thought I would do something, to hold y’all over
Till’ my next real album is done and over
So I’m sorry, If you’re upset about the shit you got now
But you ain’t my main priority, so bitch hit the town
Red lights, green lights, everywhere you see lights
You know how it be like, when you see them at night
You’ll be like, “oh that’s right, christmas comin’ fast aight–
Christmas eve a crash night, then morning’s the best time
Man, what the hell you yappin’ bout
I don’t care bout no christmas, I want thе album out
This man gave us a christmas mixtape, beforе Detox
Man I swear he must be a Mean One!

[Interlude: Thurl Ravenscroft]
Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel-el-el
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch-i-inch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
[Verse 2: Thurl Ravenscroft & EzPz]
You’re a–
Greasy black banana, man that’s what she said
She liked better than mine (alright bruh you need to stop)
Oh but I’m having fun, this a hilarious run
Of songs that I put together for your enjoyment
Eatin’ some oatmeal, I pop out like wizzerp
Y’all ordered pancakes, I just sip the sizzurp
Feelin’ like Kanye To The right now
Who came from the southside of Chi Town
Man, I’ll be honest
I don’t even know what I’m writing bout at this point
I’m just taking the point, of the pen, to the paper
And I’m writing down the words that come into my brain yeah
Well except I ain’t writing, I’m only just typing
Tryna finish this thing so I can get a release
And y’all can stop callin’ my name
I just think you fuckers are lame

[Closing Interlude: Thurl Ravenscroft]
You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce