[Intro: Courtney Act]
What am I doing?
AAAAAAAAAA…

[Verse 1: Courtney Act, Willam, Alaska Thunderfuck & ALL]
Hieee
G'day
And general introductions
Got a new song and here's the instructions
Keep it upbeat with a lot of BPMs
No park and bark so you better move your stems
You're here to have fun and maybe get messy
Don't touch our wigs or bitch we'll get testy
Do not hate, don't discriminate
DO NOT ASHLEY OR MARY KATE

[Pre-Chorus: All]
American Apparel is all gone
So we wrote this brand new song
Please don't bore us, get to the chorus
Please don't bore us, get to the chorus
Please don't bore us, get to the chorus
Aaaaaaah

[Chorus: All]
AAA, and now we walk this way
AAA, back to the front, to the side, to the hey
AAA, from Sydney to LA
AAA, we're out of things to say
AAAAAAAAAA…
[Verse 2: Courtney Act, Willam, Alaska Thunderfuck & ALL]
Hey, hey, hey you wanna meet the triple A's
What does triple A stand for anyway?
A is for Alaska
Can't you talk any faster?
The next A is for Act
Representing Aussie and that's a fact
Willam is an A with no extra i
Wanna see what's going on between these thighs?

[Pre-Chorus: All]
Started a band with our best gal pals
We take Venmo, cash, or PayPal
Asia, Africa, USA
Turn it up and say AAA
Please don't bore us, get to the chorus
Please don't bore us, get to the chorus
Please don't bore us, get to the chorus
Aaaaaaah

[Chorus: All]
AAA, and now we walk this way
AAA, back to the front, to the side, to the hey
AAA, from Sydney to LA
AAA, we're out of things to say
AAAAAAAAAA…
[Verse 3: Courtney Act, Willam, Alaska Thunderfuck & ALL]
Double D, triple A, batteries charged
We don't wear wigs with a front that's hard
Back, front, back, my lace front
Shenanigans, shows, and stunts
Willam likes bangs
Alaska got buns
Courtney's got them all
But only wears one
The triple A girls that's what we're called
COME TO THE PARTY AND WE'LL SNATCH YOU BALD

[Pre-Chorus: All]
We don't just sing songs in gay bars
We also fix automotive cars
Please don't bore us, get to the chorus
Please don't bore us, get to the chorus
Please don't bore us, get to the chorus
Aaaaaaah

[Chorus: All]
AAA, and now we walk this way
AAA, back to the front, to the side, to the hey
AAA, from Sydney to LA
AAA, we're out of things to say
AAAAAAAAAA…
[Outro: Courtney Act, Willam, Alaska Thunderfuck & ALL]
AAA
YMC fucking A (Wooo!)
AAA
Does this place have valet? (Beep beep)
AAA
Girl is that wig ombré? (It's a Vanity in blueberry tart)
AAA
Let me get that flyaway (Ow!)
AAA
Which one's the Beyoncé? (Me! Does that make me LaTavia?)
AAA
Trinity K Bonet (No way! Where?)
AAA
Please stay on the line for a brief survey
AAA
Nomi, do a piqué! (You call that a piqué turn?)
AAA
No brunch on matinée
AAA
YOU ARE A GAY CLICHÉ