Courtney Act
Tuck Tape
[Verse 1: Willam & All]
They always want me to explain
How'd you tuck, girl?
Drag queens do it, some trans the same
We're all tuckers!

[Pre-Chorus: All]
Gender's a mystery
My dick is history!

[Chorus: All]
With tuck tape!
Oooh
Hide your dick and stuff your balls with
Tuck tape!
Oooh
From sack to crack, snatch back that cat with
Tuck tape!

[Verse 2: Alaska Thunderfuck & All]
It takes a master to create a
True beef curtain
Triple A tuck tape never fails
That's for certain

[Pre-Chorus: All]
These bulgy messes
Succeed in dresses!
[Chorus: Willam & All]
With tuck tape!
Oooh
Hide your dick and stuff your balls with
Tuck tape!
Oooh
Scrotal skin is real damn thin so
Duct tape!
Oooh no!

[Interlude: Willam, Alaska Thunderfuck, Courtney Act & ALL]
G-G-G-GENDER
She sure tried it!
That bubble gum
You can't deny it
WHAT TO DO JUST GRAB ONTO SOME
TUCK TAPE! (Oooh)

[Chorus: All]
Tuck tape!
Oooh
Hide your dick and stuff your balls with
Tuck tape!
Oooh
Grey duct tape is so damn late, wear
Tuck tape!
[Interlude: Willam, Alaska Thunderfuck, Courtney Act & ALL]
D-D-D-DANGER
Watch behind you
Your tuck is loose and
We can see your balls now, Mary
WHAT TO DO JUST GRAB ONTO SOME

[Chorus: All]
Tuck tape!
Oooh
Can S-V-U report your gape with
Tuck tape!
Oooh
Your monster mash looks like a gash with
Tuck tape!
Oooh
Your VPL can go to hell with
Tuck tape!
Oooh

[Outro: Alaska Thunderfuck, Willam, Courtney Act & ALL]
Not Ace of Base on cassette tape
I'm talkin' 'bout tape that you use to hide your genitals!
Okay I think I've got it!
Pull this stunt on your boy front
And Donald Trump will grab your-
Courtney!
That residue comes off with lube or glue gone
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Tuck tape